A man was involved with three girlfriends, yet he was uncertain about which one to marry.
He withdrew $15,000 from his bank account, gave $5,000 to each of them, and said:
- Spend it however you want.
The first woman went shopping, bought clothes, jewelry, visited the hairdresser, beauty salon, etc.
Upon returning to the man, she said:
- I spent all your money to look more beautiful for you, to please you. All of this because I love you.
The second woman went on the same shopping spree, bought clothes for herself, a CD player, a flat-screen TV, 2 pairs of sneakers, golf clubs, and adult films. When she came back to the man, she said:
- I spent all your money to make you happy, to please you. All of this because I love you.
The third woman took the money, invested it in the stock market. In three days, she doubled her investment, returned the $5,000 to the man, and said:
- I invested your money and made my own. Now I can do whatever I want with my money. All of this because I love you.
So the man pondered,
pondered… . . . . .
pondered… . . . . .
pondered… . . . . .
pondered… . . . . .
pondered… . . . . .
pondered… (men tend to think a lot…) . . . . .
pondered… . . . . .
pondered… . . . . .
pondered… . . . . .
pondered… . . . . .
pondered…(men really do think a lot…) . . . . .
pondered… . . . . .
pondered… . . . . .
pondered… . . . . .
And he ended up marrying the woman with the largest (.)(.).. 🫣
Yes, because a man thinks a lot… but it’s pointless.